end times survival guide

By admin, January 2, 2010 5:51 pm

What are your plans for the zombie apocalypse?

FIRST OFF!!! You can take your time, I will not give best answer to the first answer, just take as long as you want, I want some detailed survival guides here people.

You can skip this, it is just my survival plan.

Of course the biggest issues would be supplies, a safe area, and (of course) weapons. I have a shotgun, so I’ve got weapons covered. I think my safe area would be everywhere. In the movies the people always build up a bunker and end up being overrun by the never ending horde, so I would steal someones van at gunpoint, drive to a gas station, steal several containers of fuel, as well as a bunch of packaged food and bottled water. Then I would self lessly go back to get my freinds and a few hand selected loved ones and I would get the hell out of there. I would then make my way to an evacuation point and be airlifted to safety.
lol only one of you realized that i would jack a van at gunpoint and then be a hereo somehow.
anyway, karma can’t save you from zombies.

Friend dont you know the zombie apocalypse is occurring now as we speak….wake up man and prepare….many are currently dead as a door knob….that is spiritually dead not having the saving grace of Jesus Christ….these zombies are simply going through the motions of life….being swayed by cultural influences and unwieldy vexing spiritual influences….

guns and rifles wont save you….however accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior will.

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