Christmas Party survival kit ideas?

I am planning on giving a “Christmas Party Survival Kit” as a present containing things such as pain killers for a headache, No Doze to help you party all night etc. Do you have any other ideas on what I can put in the kit to help him party or recover the morning after?

Sorry, but your idea really sounds lame and the No Doze is a horrible idea. If your guy is drunk, the No Doze will not make him sober. Just wide awake and drunk. So this is how we celebrate the birth of the Savior– by drinking to excess and vomitting on the carpet. Just give him a shirt and tie. He can wear it to a Christmas party.

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